Mediocre men around Pakistan: we have something to tell you that will destabilize your entire existence: women are not obliged to cater to your needs. It’s shocking that even today in 2022, women are forced to work harder than men in school to get the chance for better education, and then do more work in workplaces to be taken seriously, and yet our existence is completely judged by whether we can cook or clean.
Today on Twitter, a troll decided that any woman who works hard on her education and has multiple degrees is not worthwhile to pay attention to because she cannot cook biryani for him. And yes, we’re also shaking our head at the audacity of men to assume that such a highly qualified woman would even look at them
Her 5 bachelors, 4 masters and 3 PhDs ain’t gonna cook your biryani.
— Ahsan Irfan (@ahsanirfan1985) January 17, 2022
But women on Twitter came forward to respond and their humor is “chef’s kiss*. We can always count on Pakistani women to take a stand for themselves, but it’s about time men understood that no woman is required to build their lives and abandon herself.
With the intellect of a 5 year-old and humor of a typical male chauvinist, at best you’d get yourself roasted by someone as qualified as her. https://t.co/N8x4fgYMag
— Meesha Imran (@ImranMeesha) January 18, 2022
Cute that you think a lady with all of these qualifications would want to cook a biryani for your dumbass anyway. https://t.co/3XBDUu02Ex
— ⚡️KB ⚡️ (@Keerthukriish) January 18, 2022
why would a woman with all these qualifications even look in the direction of your mediocre ass tho https://t.co/iLYcC86bxK
— Shiv Ramdas Traing To Rite Buk (@nameshiv) January 17, 2022
Her 5 bachelors, 4 masters and 3 PhDs ain’t gonna cook your biryani. https://t.co/GZ9SSFJNmi pic.twitter.com/hl0ZfKvrBS
— z (@milfoneday) January 17, 2022
My 2.53 won’t cook your biryani either bro mummy ko bolo sikha dein apko https://t.co/MYEbilGi6N
— 🕷فریحہ ✪ (@fay_alif) January 17, 2022
Irfan no woman w these many degrees gonna marry you. Go to the war and d!e like old times https://t.co/HN2GudTExG pic.twitter.com/xfLNgoH8LA
— Hafsa (@SamadBondd) January 17, 2022
No your menopausal mother who secretly hates you and is praying for the day you become a some other woman’s burden will. https://t.co/Pm48CIh4F3
— Tobias- Head of vibes and Inshallah gang (@Whytrustme) January 17, 2022
To any Pakistani woman reading this, the next time boring Bashir with a 2.3 GPA from college tries telling you that you don’t make good biryani so you won’t get married, tell him he’s broke and you’re not because your hard earned degrees got you to a better place than him.